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Real-Life Lightsabers Cause a Disturbance in the Force How will LucasFilm respond to LaserSabers?

Wicked Lasers is narrowly avoiding a cease and desist from LucasFilm with its LaserSabers, which come in two varieties (Krypton and Arctic) and are powered by a magnetic gravity system…

May 17 2012

Pizza Hut Stuffs Crust With a Dozen Mini Cheeseburgers Americans clamor for advanced crust technology

Behold the caloric abomination that is the Cheeseburger Crown Crust pizza. This hybrid product—half cheeseburger, half pizza—is new to Pizza Hut Middle East and has become the most blogged-about disgusting…

April 27 2012

Miller Lite's New Can Lets You Drink So Fast, You Almost Don't Taste the Beer Shotgunning goes mainstream

Let's face it, Miller Lite is not a beer for sipping and savoring. It is a beer for pounding back faster than your taste buds or self-esteem can acknowledge what…

April 27 2012

Can You Stomach These Totally Gross Sodas? Uphill battle already for Avery's new drinks

The guys and girls over at Avery Soda channeled their inner Garbage Pail Kids to come up with the flavor names for their new line of Totally Gross Sodas. Loathe…

March 28 2012

Designer Develops a Musical Floor for Airports Wheel your suitcase, hear the music

Frequent travelers and fans of public art (now there's a fun Venn diagram slice) owe industrial designer Jeriël Bobbe some gratitude, because he has designed a musical floor for airports…

January 11 2012

Evil Fast-Food Chain Unveils Darth Vader Burger Dine on the dark side

Ever dream about lounging by the Seine and eating Star Wars-themed hamburgers? Who hasn't! French fast-food chain Quick brings that fantasy to life, celebrating the 3-D release of The Phantom…

January 09 2012

Creepy Steve Jobs Action Figure Will Be a Real Collector's Item Apple expected to take action against toy company

Steve Jobs left us in 2011, but you'll still hear more about him than most living CEOs in the coming year. Here, the Apple founder gets the superhero treatment in…

January 03 2012

'South Park' Bringing Cheesy Poofs to a Walmart Near You

In today's defictionalization news, South Park's famous Cheesy Poofs will soon be available for public consumption to celebrate the 15th season of the show. Thanks to a deal with Frito-Lay,…

July 18 2011

$100,000 Razor Great for Those Who Spend Lots of Time Inside Volcanos

If you've got an extra $100,000 and need a razor that could survive a road trip with Frodo Baggins to the molten heart of Mount Doom, then I've got great…

June 24 2011

Protect Yourself, and Your Tweets, With Weiner Condoms

A group committed to bipartisan prophylactics has released its latest product: Weiner Condoms. "We're glad that Anthony Weiner came out and admitted that the bulge was his, it's time our…

June 09 2011

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