Walton Goggins and Doritos Drop a 'Spicy But Not Too Spicy' Parody Ad

And yes, that is a wrench in his pocket, and he is glad to see you, mostly because he’s lusting after your Doritos Golden Sriracha chips.

Walton Goggins—the Emmy-nominated White Lotus actor who’s seemingly everywhere at once these days—stars as “The Plumber” in a new short film for the PepsiCo brand that parodies cheesy XXX-rated flicks. 

The video, a slick production clocking in at nearly four minutes, overflows with stereotypes of the porn genre, circa 1972, including characters like “The Bombshell” and “The Cougar,” along with skintight clothing, shag carpets, seductive stares, and double entendres.