McSweeney's Sheds A (Little) Bit of Light on Apple's App Store Procedures

Apple is so full of secrets, one the more tantalizing of which is: what goes on behind the scenes in the App store? Developers tell eBookNewser they’ve submitted an app to Apple’s queue, and then all they can say is it should be available soon. But when? How? It’s a mystery to everyone but whoever–or whatever–is behind the controls at Apple. eBookNewser asked McSweeney’s senior editor Eli Horowitz to offer a few words about what it was like to get McSweeney’s