Madeline Albright, Queen Elizabeth Win Twitter

On the lighter side of things, former Secretary of State Madeline Albright is on a roll, isn’t she?  Last week Wheaties called her a “champion” and this week she proved that she’s just as good at Twitter trolling as she is at statesmanship and spokesmanship (which IS SO TOO a word, autocorrect).

We missed this one while prepping for an event, but Conan got schooled on his C+ joke:

And she kept going.

Since Albright is also a jazz drummer(!), we’re going to have to follow that one with a rimshot.


Yes, she even used Conan’s hashtag.

Albright wasn’t the only saucy British lady to make headlines via the Twitter. Around the same time Albright sent that last message, Queen Elizabeth pulled a Pope Benedict and sent her first (with a bit of help from her handlers).

We’re going to go out on a limb and say that is the most popular tweet ever announcing the opening of an exhibit at a public museum. And here she is again:

Social media influencers: so much attention for so little work!