Pepsi CEO Says It's Targeting Women With Doritos That Are Cleaner and Less Crunchy

Apparently, ladies need quiet snacks that don't make a mess

Are you a woman who’s always wished you could indulge in a nice snack, but you’re just too darn ashamed of eating something so loud that you may repulse potential male suitors? If so, you’re in luck, because PepsiCo is working on a new project that absolutely no one asked for: women-only snacks.