What You Can and Can't Do With Books

Technically this is a pictograph, not an infograph, but it is funny nonetheless. As you can see, this is a collection of activities that you shouldn’t do with a book.

I’m still looking for a similar pictograph for eReaders, but what do you think it would show? Perhaps an admonition against making margin notes with a pen, using it as an emergency toilet paper supply, or using it for a kindling.