This Week in Apologies

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Today we’d like to do something just a little bit different: a roundup of the week that was…in public apologies.

Since the world still turned and businesses still had to make money over the past seven days, plenty of public figures and brands needed to say “I’m sorry.”

Let’s run through them in a completely arbitrary order…

Sony Executives Scott Rudin and Amy Pascal:

Two of the top names at Sony finally felt the need to tell the world that they’re sorry for messages unearthed in what is turning out to be the biggest entertainment story of the year.

The main reason Rudin and Pascal apologized was for making racist jokes about President Obama’s perceived taste in movies before a fundraiser with DreamWorks CEO and political donor Jeffrey Katzenberg. Pascal thought Rudin should ask Obama whether he liked Django Unchained or 12 Years a Slave, and Rudin theorized, “I bet he likes Kevin Hart.”

We’re pretty sure Obama doesn’t have the time to watch Kevin Hart movies, but Rudin knew he had to apologize: “I made a series of remarks that were meant only to be funny, but in the cold light of day, they are in fact thoughtless and insensitive — and not funny at all.”

Unfortunately, no one at Sony felt the need to apologize for Adam Sandler. But in a message published by Gawker last week, one did ask: “will we still be paying for Adam Sandler? Why?”

Best Buy:

Are you addicted to Serial? So are we. And some people are taking their obsession to the extreme by “flocking to the Best Buy” in Baltimore where the victim in the story was allegedly murdered to determine whether its parking lot has ever included a pay phone. (You kind of have to be a fan.)

Best Buy played on the podcast’s popularity by tweeting the joke atop this post, and many thought it insensitive because, after all, the story does revolve around the murder of an innocent 17-year-old.

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We didn’t really think it was the worst joke in the world, but in retrospect it was probably not a great idea.

Mark Wahlberg:

Mark “Don’t Call Me Marky” Wahlberg was convicted of assault for attacking two Vietnamese men as a teenager in the 80s, and now he’s petitioned for a pardon. After promoting his new movie on TODAY, he told Matt Lauer why at 3:25:

The Daily Mail managed to track down one of his victims, who is amazingly on his side.

But is this interview really “the last thing a PR person would want [him] to do?”

Roger Goodell:

The embattled NFL leader announced the league’s new policy for punishing bad behavior, and while the move was something of a media coverage coup, many were less than impressed!

Deadspin mocked Goodell’s perceived stupidity, and we note that the decision to bring in a “discipline czar” looks a lot like passing the ball and the blame (badly).

And no, he never actually said “I’m sorry.”

Korean Air:

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An executive at Korean Air stepped down after a controversy we still can’t quite understand, and in an amazing coincidence, the airline’s spokesman happens to be her father.

As The New York Post reports, the father “made a deep bow before journalists” before his daughter made her own apology, blaming his poor parenting skills and saying “It’s my fault. As chairman and father, I ask for the public’s generous forgiveness.”

Can you imagine any executive you know going to such great lengths?

Greenpeace:

The environmental group went against its own principles by fouling up the very “sacred” space it wanted to help protect. The Nazca Lines site, which can only be seen properly from the air and has led many a stoner to speculate about aliens, is carefully guarded: