The Lion, and which wardrobe?

Forget Oprah’s‘s public beef with Hermes. 50124 lion.jpeg witch du1760.jpg

The real wardrobe feud appears to be between those lying sacks of malarkey at Wheaton College, and those inveterate fraudsters at the Westmont College – since both ivory towers claim to own the Wardrobe That Started it All.

Personally, we think they’re both wrong; I mean, isn’t the resemblance painfully obvious?