The FEMA Rap – Fun for the whole family!

FEMA for Kids.jpgYes, it’s true. FEMA has a rap for kids, to teach them what it does, in highly ironic detail:

People helping people is what we do
And FEMA is there to help see you through
When disaster strikes, we are at our best
But we’re ready all the time, ’cause disasters don’t rest.

Yep, it’s hard to work “run by a totally and excruciatingly incompetent buffoon” into a standard AABB rhyme scheme. Oh, wait:

FEMA is run
By a totally and excruciatingly incompetent buffoon
Don’t believe us?
Ask the Times-Picayune.

(Thanks to Crooks & Liars for this one, as per usual)
(Yes I know it’s ABCB. So sue me.)