Paris’ newest title: Miss Short-term Memory

It was a packed E3 today owing to the appearance of Paris Hilton, and the AP was there, as were dozens of photographers and reporters, hanging on her every word.

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“Paris Hilton unveiled her new video game on Thursday, but inexplicably called it by the wrong name as she greeted throngs of fans and photographers. Wearing a green minidress and red platform pumps, Hilton made a brief appearance at the Electronic Entertainment Expo to promote ‘Paris Hilton’s Jewel Jam.’ ‘Sorry I’m late,’ the heiress said. ‘I’m really excited to have my new video game, ‘Diamondquest.’ Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game,’ she said.

We’re really not sure what’s more asinine: Calling your own videogame by the wrong title, or naming it “Paris Hilton’s Jewel Jam.”

We’ll let you decide for yourselves…