Paris Hilton–Loaded In So Many Ways

Drunk driving must be the newest thing. Paris Hilton is the latest celeb to jump on the DUI paddy-wagon. She was picked up in the wee small hours of the morning in Hollywood. Kimberly Stewart was in the car as well–they’d both been to a Dave Navarro-hosted event at the Dragonfly. Her long-suffering sister, Nicky Hilton, and her boy-toy, Kevin Connolly, picked her up at the Hollywood Police Station.

Spokes-bot Elliot Mintz said:

She’s absolutely fine, she didn’t appear in the least bit to be intoxicated.

And that’s the problem–either Paris is always stumbling around with a whole lotta tequila in her, or she’s just goofy.

And of course, TMZ has the video. If you like that sort of thing.