News headline of the day

We don’t like to get in the business of commenting on nasty celebrity coverage that we don’t know is true, but (you knew there was a “but” coming), we couldn’t resist noting this headline that popped up on in a list of stories about the dirt British tabloids have been digging up on Heather (McCartney) Mills (just do a search on Google News if you’re not up to date on the dirt; we don’t want to link to it and feel filthy ourselves):