Madge and Michelle: A tale of two groins

News came today that Michelle Kwan would serve as a Disney spokesperson after pulling her groin at the Turin Olympics on Sunday. kwan.jpeg.jpg

This makes us nervous: What sort of lofty executive position might Madonna after pulling her groin at the Grammys last week? I mean, if a pulled groin gets you a spokesmanship, surely one requiring hernia surgery is worth at least, say, a VP of production at Touchstone. madge.jpeg.jpg

And that makes us wonder: Would Madge push for a greenlight on “Country Bears 2”?