LAT in 90 seconds

— “…two expensive watches, brass knuckles and a poster of the movie “Scarface” above his bed.The Man behind the Ferrari Crash, as seen from Sweden.

— When the Big One hits, pray you’re not in a school.

— If these two goldfish can live this long in a bowl of L.A. river water, then there’s hope for us all. ( We’re betting they wouldn’t last nearly as long in our Fishbowl. Is it hot in here, or is it me?)