LAT in 90 Seconds

— We’re glad we’re not the only ones upset with Anderson Cooper, who gathered up all the mimbo gravitas he earned from his outraged Katrina coverage and pitched it into the yawning chasm of celebrity worship by interviewing Angelina Jolie. Was she a breaking a story? Did we just discover her goodwill efforts on behalf of the Third World? And Cher is next? C’mon, Anderson. . . We’re not mad at you. We’re just really, really disappointed.