Introducing. . . Larry Poppins!

Ha-ha-ha. . . Yes, well, the bloody contact sport of dreaming up and popularizing the best ludicrous neologisms (“Vaughniston” remains an instant classic) requires good physical fitness, emotional daring, and finely calibrated amounts of crystal meth, but we think we’ve got the lead as of this headline. What sparked our mind-boggling creative explosion is the feature on Fox News.com’s Foxlife that explores the new trend of hiring “mannies,” aka male nannies.