Get a "Certificate of Authenticity" for Your Penis

I’ve been called many things by many girlfriends, but thankfully, I’ve made it this far without anyone naming my penis. There, I said it.

While many superlatives come to mind, I’d be satisfied with my junk just being know as Mr. Dependable. Now, for the same folks who once ‘bought a star’ online, you can secure a name for your thingy.

NameYourWang makes it possible. Search availability (“Yard Stick” and “Snakey” are still available!), secure your name and receive a “Certificate of Authenticity.”

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