Deep Thoughts


Even if it weren’t fast just turning into Reader Participation Day, we’d still just be in the mood to share. And now, we’re sharing our pathos. These are the qeustions that have been keeping us up at night, for real, on our freon-soaked mattress as our stolen airconditioner spits god-knows-what black crumbs onto our ever-dwindling hoard of Haribo. We can fix all those things, but we can’t fix our wonder. Please, help us, so we can help ourselves.

Are Paul and David Lewis twins?

Do Peter and Cynthia post-structurally pillowtalk?

Why is too much still never enough?

We can handle the truth, we swear.