CW Prepares Ritual Sacrifice of Blonde Exec-Babe

In a clever move that could save thousands of production dollars and appease the wrath of the gods, CW has hired Jennifer Bresnan to field Dawn Ostoff’s calls from striking writers and battle the trolls of reality TV, according to Mike Schneider in Variety. A USC class-mate of Julie Chen, Bresnan has lots of reality production experience, including time in the Mike Fleiss gulag.

Which she’ll need, as she’s taking the burden of America’s Next Top Model and Beauty and the Geek. She will also oversee midseason mudbath The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll.

Or she can just sacrifice herself now, and become the next Pussycat Doll.

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