Celebrity courtroom haikus for a Friday afternoon


— Your model behavior;
Even the judge seems to think
cocaine comas are kosher.


— An old accusation-
The sound of a washed-up actor
splashing towards jail.

— By false disclaimer
this lonely guitarist marches
into a somber Valentine’s Day.

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