Beyoncé Got Us All Excited Over Nothing

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Seriously though, our Twitter feed was ALL ABOUT rumors of a brand-new Beyoncé album thanks to the supposed internal leak that landed on every blog everywhere.

Then we saw the real-life press release this morning. In case you’re living under a rock, it’s a re-release of her previous album…with two new tracks, “a mini version of the official 2015 Beyonce calendar,” a live DVD for those who don’t get HBO, and four remixes.

That song we thought would be called “DONK” featuring Nicki Minaj is just a remix of “Flawless” featuring Nicki Minaj…who hasn’t had a good verse since Kanye rubbed Bon Iver’s head and made an album come out.*

So was this “leak” a true bump on the promotional road or yet another way to make us pay even more attention to Beyoncé? And how jealous is Taylor Swift?

*We haven’t actually done the research to back up that claim.