Apple Retail Employees Must Exercise on Days Off, Manual Says

Apple is everyone’s favorite gadget maker as well as tech blogger’s favorite punching bag. They’re in the news again this week with news about their retail operations.

If you know anything about retail then you likely know that Apple’s retail staff isn’t treated any worse than those working elsewhere. But Apple being Apple, they do have some strange rules, and Joy of Tech has posted an infographic with some of the odder ones.

For example, employees have to put on the “New Apple Smell” deodorant before working at the Genius Bar. They also have to maintain an exercise routine when not at work so they will still be able to carry the cash from the tills to the store vault.

Here’s the full list of rules:

And in case it’s not clear, the above comic is a joke. And a very funny one, too.
via Joy of Tech