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• PRNewser: Let Susan Blond teach you the importance of the statement towel this summer.

• GalleyCat: This British dude is the next Spider Man.

• Time Out New York: Celebrate the best the U.S. has to offer with erotic baked goods.

• HuffPo: Facebook knows your face.

Have a safe and happy 4th of July, all. We’ll be back on Tuesday unless something huge breaks. Like Larry King.

(Break dancing, gosh. We’re not ageists!)