You Know You Want A Date With Yellin

(…cuz she’s gellin like Magellan).

Well, Horton’s Kids, Inc., a non-profit that provides services to the children of Ward 8, will hold its third annual silent auction at the home of Gloria Dittus on March 29 and among the items up for auction are dates “power lunches” with such journos as Tucker Carlson, Jake Tapper and Jessica Yellin.

Check out Horton’s website here.