Why We Love The New York Post…

From the New York Post‘s piece on the latest Times Square streaker:

According to police, the 44-year-old White Plains man, who has a history of psychiatric problems, took a MetroNorth train to The Bronx, where he switched to the subway and gradually began to disrobe.

“By the time he got to Times Square, he was naked,” an NYPD spokesman said. After being apprehended next to a vendor’s cart marked NUTS 4 NUTS , he was taken to Bellevue Hospital.