What’s Up With That? (Useless Product Edition)

What's Up With That? (Useless Product Edition)

I saw a commercial for this last night and I swear, I thought it was a joke. But no, it is not. I can just imagine the MBA genius who came up with this idea for Gillette. I am relieved, really, because I had NO IDEA, but this is just what my life was missing: the Venus Vibrance… a “whole new experience in shaving.” Find this fine product in the personal care (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) section of your local drugstore. It’s pink and um, battery operated. It’s soothing, ladies, so it’s the perfect antidote to those Freudian hysterics you’ve been experiencing.