What's Up With That? (Useless Product Edition)

I saw a commercial for this last night and I swear, I thought it was a joke. But no, it is not. I can just imagine the MBA genius who came up with this idea for Gillette. I am relieved, really, because I had NO IDEA, but this is just what my life was missing: the Venus Vibrance… a “whole new experience in shaving.” Find this fine product in the personal care (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) section of your local drugstore.