We’ll always have “The Bachelor: Paris”

First the “Joe Millionaire” scan-dal; now, news that “The Bachelor: Paris” couple weren’t really in love.

As the young lovers revealed to the AP,

Stone, 26, said, “I definitely think it would’ve worked out differently” if she and Stork had met and dated under different circumstances. “We wouldn’t have had all the baggage that comes from being on this show. It would just be the two of us being able to hang out and get to know each other in a normal situation,” she said.

But that’s not how its suppossed to work! You’re monkeys! Dance, monkeys! Dance and date! Date for our amusement!