We Watch The Oscars So You Don’t Have To

It’s the same Hollywood snooze-fest as always, and not even a comedian host to help us through. We could care less, but here we are. Parked in front of the TV, so that you can have a life. So go on. Have dinner with your family. Help junior with his homework. Hit Jumbo’s and have a lap dance for me. We’ve got it covered.

Tim Gunn is interviewing Valentino live on the red carpet RIGHT NOW. We can’t understand a word the guy says, but he sure is tan.

See? We’re on it! Go outside and play.