We Think Not…

0312354371.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V65769116_.jpgGiuliana DePandi, or as we like to call her Guili-Not-Brooke-Burke-ana is scheduled to be on her buddy’s radio program, KIIS FM’s On Air with Ryan Seacrest, this morning to hawk her new book, Think Like a Guy: How to Get a Guy by Thinking Like One. This little purdy little advice book is filled with gems like:

Lie. Yes, I know that honesty is supposed to be the best policy, but the person who made that up was already married, so they weren’t considering the whole “dying alone” factor. You need a man.

If guys really think like this, then we hate men. Since guys don’t really think like this, we hate Guiliana. Oh, and we’re not alone.