Washingtonian Has a New Boring Feature

I feel like I’m about to channel my inner Erik Wemple. Come on Washingtonian! We know you have it in you to do better than this. You start a new feature called “The Daily Ask” in which you pose a reasonable, timely question followed by the most boring answer that you somehow label as “the best answer.” Here’s an idea: Perhaps show us your “worst” answer and then we’ll safely arrive at the “best.”

See the disaster below:

Check out tomorrow’s snoozer of a question here.