Tucker Carlson and Scooter in the Flesh

Earlier in the week we reported that The Daily Caller Editor-in-Chief Tucker Carlson has been bopping around town on his wife’s Vespa. We later heard from Daily Caller Publisher Neil Patel: “Here it is. It’s a little more feminine than the one you posted. Also, just so you know that we have a well-balanced office, this is my Ford F250 pickup truck.  I can fit Tucker’s Scooter in the back.”