Ted Casablancas, like you’ve never seen him (and never wanted to)

Oh, my goodness. You know, when Black Table editor A.J. Daulerio‘s interview with Greg Gutfeld in his pre-Huffie days made us blush, we just figured it was because Gutfeld was, well, Gutfeld, with all his his lad-mag proclivities. But now, in an excruciatingly frank interview with E! Online gossip maven Ted Casablancas, it’s obvious that Daulerio is just a bad influence. I mean, Ted! Our golden Ted! Honestly, we would have been happy with a high-five. Read at your own risk.