Sundown on Sunset

MILFs Unite! Manage to lose that gut after giving birth? Can you change a diaper with one hand while balancing your new Vanity Mark tweezers with the other? Well, then beat those other bitches who claim to be able to do the same thing. The Hottest Mom in America contest is looking for entrants at 8 a.m. on Sunday, Oct. 22 at the El Rey. C’mon, you’re never too maternal to be objectified.