A Recipe for News Aggregation Success

This brand new outlet is straight out of Panama.

Step 1: Come up with a media outlet name that sounds at once generic and authentic:


Step 2: Dispense with those pesky things known as bylines and post a gargantuan amount of items each day.

Step 3: When re-purposing a media story like the possible sale of Yahoo, focus on the site’s most prominent talking head and throw into the headline some CAPS and dark-stormy-night lingo:


Step 4: Just in case that Katie Couric story isn’t thrilling enough, tag something to the right while challenging the basic notion of ‘Breaking News:’


Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

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