Stalking Obscure Media People


I know it seems blindingly obvious to state that only a crazy person would stalk Sean Hannity, but really, for the love of god… WHY SEAN HANNITY?

We get paid to stalk obscure media people, but I don’t know why anyone would do it for free. Granted, Sean Hannity’s not that obscure, but certainly more so than, say, Nicole Kidman or Brad Pitt.

That said, I’ll bet someone somewhere is stalking David Remnick or Atoosa Rubenstein. And why shouldn’t they? If someone as arbitrary and perpetually irritating as Hannity has stalkers, anyone can have a stalker! In fact, we’re going to volunteer to (benignly) stalk an obscure media person, just for fun! We’re taking nominations. Send to