Roger Ailes Hates Mangoes

Only a commie would eat one.

In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Fox News president Roger Ailes admitted that he despises the mango. Mangoes—the delicious national fruit of India, Pakistan and the Philippines—it seems, are the dreaded liberal’s fruit of choice.

During the interview, Ailes offered THR’s Marisa Guthrie some fruit. It was that moment that Ailes understood who stood across from him — the enemy:

At one point, he offers me some fruit. I explain that I’ve already had my morning ration, mango actually. He looks up, a grin spreading across his face. ‘Mango,’ he says, ‘liberal fruit.’

Why, I wonder, does he consider mango liberal fruit? Because it’s from South America? He nods: ‘All those commies live down there.’

We humbly suggest that every country in South America add “Those Commies” to their flags.