Real Estate Porn: Dave Zinczenko Edition

If you edit Men’s Health, you get the moolah. Dave Zinczenko‘s $3.79 million condo (well, $3.795 million, but who’s counting?) just got the Observer treatment. Located at 744 Greenwich Street, the three-bedroom apartment features a marble kitchen, a 48-foot-long living/dining room, hardwood walnut floors, a fireplace, a private 23-foot balcony and a “large walk-in closet leading to a windowed, limestone bathroom with radiant heated floors and a towel warmer.” The moral of the story: It’s good to be Zinczenko.