Pre-Party Part II

I had to see what all the fuss was about and confirm the rumors for myself.

Survey says: Yes, he’s very, very attractive.

(Photo Credit: Liz Gorman)

But I soon realized that he wasn’t the only stud in the room. There was one more better looking person at the Newsweek pre-party…

(Photo Credit: Liz Gorman)

You know you’ve only been a celebrity for two seconds when you make sure to smile for every single photographer in sight. Ladies and gentleman, the oddly pose/publicity-slutty Ace Young (one-time American Idol contestant).

We probably could have put more effort into finding out who this guy was, but it was much more fun just pretending it was Yanni.

Joseph Wilson–or as Stephen Colbert calls him–“the most famous husband since Desi Arnaz.”

Everyone’s favorite people: The bartenders.