Native Penthouse Pet ‘Interested In Meeting All Local Media Members’

This landed in our inbox courtesy of Penthouse PR, yet hails from the Department of Be Careful What You Wish For:

—–Original Message—–
From: [REDACTED]
Sent: Wednesday, August 02, 2006 10:49 AM
To: mediabistro Editors
Subject: April Pet’s birthday bash

Attached is an invite for Krista Ayne‘s birthday party for tomorrow night (Thursday 8/3).

Krista was our April Pet and she is also a native New Yorker.

As one of the candidates for Pet of The Year 2007, I thought you might like to attend and get to know her better — if you haven’t done so already.

She is interested in meeting all local media members…

Kindly let me know if you will be able to join in on the festivities.