Michelle Obama Doesn't Pick Maria Pinto, but Ushers in New Era of Fashion Design Focus Within First Family

Well by now you’ve likely heard the brief story on some obscure AM radio station or maybe read it in a small 1/4″ column in your local alt-weekly, but it looks like Obama won the election (we’re still waiting to get that verified 100%). But, oh my, how we jest (ha, we’re so great at jesting, aren’t we?). In truth, we were down there with 120,000 of our best pals at the Grant Park rally here in Chicago, laughing it up, crying it up, and up-with-peopleing it up too.