presents: How to Build and Update Your Very Own Basic Website

Hey, kids! We’re in a second internet era which isn’t going to fall apart like the first one did. No way. That’s what the New York Times said today, and the New York Times is right about everything. So that’s why, with whom I have signed a lucrative multi-year endorsement deal, is offering a six-week class on the basics of website design. It’s taught by a guy who says in his bio that he talks to his plants, so really, you have to take it. (I don’t talk to my plants, but they do read my blog.)

It starts this Sunday, so hurry up and register! Now!