Make Your Out-of-Town Vacation Plans Now

L.A. is still in the running for the 2016 Olympic Games. The U.S. Olympic Committee ruled out Philadelphia and Houston. And L.A. now just has to beat out San Francisco and Chicago to be presented to the IOC as the U.S. contender.

USOC Chairman Peter Ueberroth said, “of the three cities that were selected today, there are none that have an acceptable program that we could take to the International Olympic Committee. None.”

San Francisco and Chicago don’t have the right venues. And L.A.’s problem? We’re guessing we’d never pass the drug test.