Maddox Gets His Kicks with Becks


The Sun has such a wacky story that it simply must be true. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have asked David Beckham to teach their 5 year old soccer. The story says:

Maddox, five, has shown early promise after being enrolled in the David Beckham Soccer Academy in Los Angeles…. A source said: “Brad has asked if there is any chance of David giving a one-on-one tutorial.”

The Academy is in freaking Carson. FBLA thinks it’s highly unlikely that the Jolie/Pitts or their child minders are driving from Malibu to Carson. If they’re in residence in Los Feliz, it’s still a schlep. Los Angeles is a big place, and the Brits don’t seem to comprehend quite how big.

And isn’t there an AYSO out there?