LAT in 90 seconds (the I’m sick and forgot to do this earlier edition)


OC Weekly commentator Gustavo Arellano writes that in Orange County, “Our racist sneezes become national hurricanes.” (We wonder: In the O.C., can a racist cold become a national pandemic? Also: We’re pretty sick today; how can we tell if we have a racist cold?)


— “Dr. Phil and Rabbi Shmuley Boteach may work faster, but would Tony Soprano cope any better with their help?” TV shrinks? Apparently, not better than the real shrinks. We ask: Tell us about your TV mother.


— Sadly, this guy probably will have a three picture deal at Fox by the end of the week.