LAT In 90 Seconds

Tom To Sell Out? MySpace might get in on e-commerce, a move that would inspire every soft-core porn princess in the world to put Rupert Murdoch in her Top 8.

Guessing Game: Is the Envelope’s feature “Joan’s favorite awards moments” from today? Is the “Joan” Joan Rivers? We have no idea. We couldn’t find any context to go along with this picture gallery. If you can, please send it our way.

Al Martinez Doesn’t Get It: But that’s OK. We don’t expect him to get it. What we don’t get, however, is why he offers an aol e-mail address as a means of contacting him at the end of his column. Did the LAT pull his company account in that whole fired-hired mess?