LAT in 90 Seconds

crowdedhouse.jpgWill Write For Food: We get the feeling poor Chris Lee has been going to bed without supper.

parisdriving.jpgParis Gets Probation: This story appeared, um, everywhere moments after it happened Monday, but here goes: Paris Hilton pleaded no contest and was sentenced to three years probation for alcohol-related reckless driving. According to the LAT, “She … can reduce her probation by a year if she completes 40 hours of community service.” To which, we hear she said, “I already gave up sex for a year! What more can I give?”

nicegym.jpgLA Fitness: It’s not enough, anymore, to look like you live at the gym. Now your gym has to look good enough to live in.