LAT in 90 Seconds

hiltonplat.jpgThe Whole Story? The LAT profiles Perez Hilton but doesn’t talk to any of the celebs he’s outed. What this story needs is context, but instead it got a related column.

nphgay.jpg… Nope: And said column doesn’t really go anywhere, either. Think “Column One,” kids, and then come back to us.

cometojesus.jpgCome to Jesus: If you don’t want to read all this gay stuff, the LAT also offers something for Christians. We think. We didn’t read it. We’re too busy trying to suss out whether Perez Hilton really did out Neil Patrick Harris. (Column One! We tell ‘ya. Column One.)