LAT in 90: Aches & Pains

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The Los Angeles Times, boiled down.

Big Girl’s Blouse?
Is David Beckham just a big whiner? Or does Galaxy care more about pushing merch than winning games?

MPAA Ratings Are Your Friends
Maybe Josh Friedman never spoke to the MPAA’s publicist, but a piece on the art and wit of the movie ratings board must be a dream come true for Kori Bernards.

Dust Up Goes to the Dogs
Daniel Guss, animal advocate, takes on Bill Hemby, PetPac. First topic: spay and neuter laws.

Hilary’s Hideaway
Why is Peter Nicholas’ piece about Hilary Clintons’ archives in the Health section?