I knew there was a reason I cancelled my subscription

Playboy spokesperson Lauren Malone had this to say about the Jessica Alba Theoretical Nudity Legal Action:

“Many celebrities have appeared on the cover of Playboy, but not nude, including Claudia Schiffer, Paris Hilton, Goldie Hawn, Raquel Welch, Barbra Streisand, Brooke Shields and Donald Trump.”

(link via our hermaphroditic sibling site FishbowlNY)