Happy Ferns | Odd Results | Rumor Churn

TVNewser: The White House is happy with the results of President Obama’s Between Two Ferns interview. That means you should be unhappy about it!

GalleyCat: Chelsea Handler’s new book debuted on Apple’s Top Paid iBooks at number six. The book is titled Uganda Be Kidding Me. Sigh.

AllFacebook: A rumor is circulating that Sheryl Sandberg is going to join Disney. Naturally we’re doing our part to keep that rumor going.